Hank the Happy Snowman

We had a bit of snow in Seattle a few days ago. That didn’t keep me from taking my afternoon walks, but it did mean that I saw a few things I normally wouldn’t see. One of those things was an old Toyota pickup sliding down the road with the hint of a snowman piled up in the back.

When people ask me where story ideas come from and I tell them, “everywhere,” I’m not trying to be funny. There’s a story to everything. You just need to give it some thought.

By the time I finished my two-mile walk, I’d had a lot of time for thinking, and I had a pretty good idea of exactly what that snowman’s story might be.

Hank the Happy Snowman

Hank the Happy Snowman sails down the street in the back of a beat-up pickup truck. With his new foam finger waving in the wind, he can finally point out all the super winter sights he sees. He can finally wave to all the happy people he passes.

But when the pickup hits a rut and his new foam finger topples out of the truck, Hank’s happy winter threatens to take a very unhappy turn for the worse.

Click on the picture or any of the links to be taken to the fiction page and a free sample.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: “The Lucky Charm”

This week’s Sunday Surprise is a short little WWII story that I wrote as an exploratory draft for a novel idea that hasn’t quite come together yet. I do this occasionally to get the feel for the characters and the setting. Sort of a “meet and greet” for the cast of characters I might be working with. In this case, we start with a nagging mystery, small as it might be, in the middle of a dark and rainy patrol off the coast of New Guinea…

A sailor in the South Pacific during 1942 could never have too much luck. Rabbit’s feet, lucky pennies, four leaf clovers… few sailors didn’t have at least one lucky token tucked away. But Alex Todd didn’t wear just one good luck charm, he wore them all — until the day he woke for duty aboard his PT boat with one of them missing.

In the middle of a war, Alex Todd had to find a way to catch a no-good, luck-stealing thief.

Read the story for free on this website through January 28 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader.

Cheers!

Rick

Mister Majestor: Demon Crown

Mister Majestor: Demon Crown

This is the second novel in the “Mister Majestor” series…

A call from the Dragon of Destiny warns that Ba’al seeks the Demon Crown. With the long-hidden weapon, the demon lord would reunite the demons, destroy Order, and return the universe to the Chaos from which it was made. Perry Ellison’s talking cat thinks this might make for one very bad day. Perry agrees.

Perry sets out to beat Ba’al to the crown, but with the dragons suddenly against the plan and the trail leading into the demon realm, Perry’s mission to prove himself takes a sinister turn. Heroes don’t back down, however, and neither will he…

After all, what possible harm could ever come from trying to thwart a demon lord’s diabolical plans?

“Demon Crown: the ultimate weapon, hidden away for all time.”

Click on the picture or this link to go to my main fiction page. Follow the additional links there to sample this adventure novel on your favorite reading device.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: “For Sale: One Planet, Gently Used”

The Sunday Surprise this week features the short story, “For Sale: One Planet, Gently Used.” This one came from an anthology call for End-of-the-Earth stories. It takes one of our biggest strengths and combines that strength with one of our biggest weaknesses. The result is a short-term solution to a long-term problem, naturally, but in a wacky sort of way…

“Selling a planet that the rest of the galaxy knows to be doomed will be a tough job, but in Earth’s final days that’s exactly what we must do: sell it and move on. With a thousand generations of used-car salesmen in our blood, how can we fail? After all, there’s a sucker born every minute… and as John Smith looked out across the lunar showroom floor, that one sucker just happened to walk through the door.”

Read the story for free on this website through January 21 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: A Birthday Surprise

For the Sunday Surprise this week, I selected a story called, “A Birthday Surprise.” It was originally written for a science fiction anthology built around stories from the edge of the galaxy. I really thought I was going to write a traditional Sci Fi tale when I started pounding out the story, but for some reason I had these two goofball characters banging around inside my head. They were tripping over every idea I had, basically begging to star in their own story. So, I gave them a shot. They kept tripping over themselves in the story, too…


A pair of bumbling thieves ply their trade at the edge of the galaxy. They seek the biggest score of their career, but always trip up and fall just short. With that score, they can retire. But the galaxy is only so big, and each failure sets the planet’s DNA scanners against them — closing the world to them for good. Down to their last few options, they race to discover if they can succeed before getting kicked off every habitable planet in the known galaxy.

Read the story for free on this website through January 14 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: The Case of the Missing Cookies

It’s a brand new year, so I thought I’d like to return to a very old story. I wrote it a long time ago at a writing retreat with about twenty other writers. The story came to me as the dog in the room kept looking at the writers and then back to the cookie plate on the coffee table. Or, as he might explain it…

 


This is the hotel, Lincoln City, Oregon. On a good week, hundreds of people pass through here, people enjoying from dozens of rooms filled with the finest objects that can be dug up, scrounged up, traded, bartered or buried. It’s a quaint place with a quiet charm, except when the writers come to town. When the writers come to town, the cookies start to disappear. And that’s when I go to work. I live here. I’m the dog.

Read the story for free on this website through January 7 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: Bull’s-eye Red

For this week’s free fiction story, we travel to a well-oiled wargame on the moon…

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you’re wearing bull’s-eye red. For most, picking a color is a matter of choice, but not for lunar target drones. Lunar target drones are always painted bull’s-eye red. It’s an occupational hazard… a way of keeping them in their place. And that’s something one lunar target drone is no longer willing to accept.

Read the story for free on this website through January 1 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: The Best First Date Ever

This week’s free fiction features a story I wrote for an anthology that would have been titled, “Best First Dates.” Sadly, the anthology fell victim to the declining economy a while ago. Happily, however, the story lives on…

You only get one shot at a good first impression, and you only get one shot at a good first date. Johnny missed out on good first impressions more times than he could count—once for each teacher at his high school, in fact. He refused to miss out on the latter, as well. But as the engine of his dad’s Oldsmobile began to sputter on the most important Friday night of his entire life, Johnny quickly realized that the tired old car might have other plans… and that he’d soon be heading down the road to the worst first date in history.

Read the story for free on this website through December 26 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #5: A Brand New War

This week’s free fiction story once again features Cat Patrol Delta. In this episode, Bert sneaks deep into the heart of Growler the Mutt’s empire, chasing rumors of a spare part for their spaceship that would allow the team to fix the ship and return to Katlantis. But Pinky fears a trap. She and the rest of Patrol Delta must follow Bert into enemy territory to warn him of the danger, but there may be more to the trap than it first appears… and no way to keep its deadly jaws from snapping shut.

Read the story for free on this website through December 17 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader. This will be the last Space Patrol Delta episode for a while. I hope you enjoy.

Cheers!

Rick

Free Fiction: Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #4: Enemy Of My Enemy

In this week’s free fiction episode, Cat Patrol Delta gears up for war. With the space cat’s home world at risk, the Reaper’s resonance chamber must be destroyed. But before they reach the Iceberg, Delta receives a desperate call. Princess is missing, and Growler the Mutt holds her leash. He demands a favor in exchange for her safe return. Delta knows that those who lie down with dogs wake up with fleas, but with Princess as a hostage, his offer may just be too good to refuse.

Read the story for free on this website until December 10 by visiting my free fiction page, or check out my bookshelf to find links where you can buy it for your favorite e-reader. I hope you enjoy.

Cheers!

Rick

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